Reporting from the Psychiatric Ward of the Local Hospital:
Woman receives phone call from husband announcing the discovery of an apparently abandoned kitten. Kitten has been attacked and has sustained minor injuries to the face and leg. Woman immediately goes to investigate. She finds poor kitten is also starving. Orders husband to buy food and meet woman at home.
Once kitten is fully satiated on food and water, husband and woman take note of black kitty's four white socks, white stripe on face and black-dot nose. Woman looks forelornly at husband. Husband responds with "that's a cute cat".
Woman is a goner. She reports adoption of THIRD cat to three sons and is immediately carted off by men in white coats. Surely there is a cure for "cute baby animal, must adopt" syndrome!